I don’t let myself get close so I can save face and implode by myself

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wreckedteens:

You know what really makes me lose my shit? When teachers literally force you to present in front of the class (or in general do anything public you’re not comfortable with) like I get they want students to become more open and pushing them a bit out of their comfort zone will…

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youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

supertrout95:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that

the hell kind of classes are you taking?

I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”

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